Frequently Asked Questions
What happens during the one on one calls?
Whatever you want! Just keep it professional. This is your time to discuss philosophy, watch anime, review youtube videos, talk about life, or even explore “The Levels.”
You must be 18+
How do the calls happen?
They happen over Zoom or Google chats. If you are a patron, we can also use Discord.
Do I have to have my camera on?
No. I want you to feel comfortable. I prefer to have a camera on, I’m better at conversation when I can see people's facial expressions.
Can I record my call?
Yes, I ask that you let me know first. I do not record the calls. I trust my callers to respect mine and their own boundaries.
How soon is my call after I book?
Within 30 days.
What if my time zone isn’t Pacific?
No problem! Just make sure to check the calendar for my available time. I take calls from 8am -8pm pacific.
How can I book a call?
You can submit a call request HERE or you can sign up through patreon. Please note patreon spots are limited. They also come with Discord perks.
What are my payment options?
Directly through Brittany: $225.00
Payments made through Paypal and Venmo.
Get a $25.00 discount when you buy the call straight through me.
The only downside is that this does not come with the Discord perk or community. This also DOES NOT guarantee a monthly call spot. Patrons are guaranteed their monthly spots as long as they continue to occupy their call spots.
If you book through patreon, I have some options for you. When I first started taking calls, I charged $1.00 a minute. Over time, the demand on my time has brought about a price change. I offer two levels of payments.
Ten calls a month at the original price for each category:
1 hour for $70.00
30 mins for $30.00
My regular call price with no discounts:
1 hour for $250.00
30 mins for $125.00
The spots I have available can change from month to month.
Patrons are guaranteed their monthly spots for as long as they want to occupy them. Please note, if you miss a payment, or if your card does not go through for any reasons, you might lose your call spot.
Do I pay before or after my call?
You pay before. It confirms your spot. Once you pay, no one else can take that spot.
What if there’s an emergency and I can’t make my call?
Life happens, no worries! You get one reschedule. If, for some reason, you miss both calls it will be considered a donation.
Are you a therapist?
No. I’m a content creator. I just offer my time for calls because I like discussion. I enjoy discussing philosophy and meeting new people.
Can my partner/friend/parent join in on the call?
Yes! If you’d like to do a call and have a friend join, that’s up to you. It’s your time, I’m always open to group discussions.
Who is Brittany Simon?
I like to call myself a professional conversationalist and listener. Her work ranges from pop culture analysis to exploring “The Levels,” an observational philosophy created by Brittany Simon and her anonymous co-author.
What is “The Levels”?
The Levels is an observational philosophy created in hopes to better categorize and help explain the process of introspection as it relates to existence. It’s completely subjective. It’s a tool, rather than a “way to live.”
What are The Levels?